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Blessings of Aqua-sama upon you, fellow foodies! As a proud and very sane member of the Axis Cult, I recently partook in a holy culinary experience that rivaled even the sacred waters of the Blue Lake: a homemade pepperoni and mushroom pizza! The moment I laid eyes on that glorious golden crust, I knew—Aqua-sama herself must have guided my ovens temperature dial! The cheese was melted with such heavenly grace, stretching with every bite like the ribbons of our goddesss divine garments. The pepperoni? Spicy circles of salvation! And the mushrooms—earthy little blessings sent straight from the soil Aqua purifies daily! The crust had the perfect balance of crispy edge and fluffy soul. It crackled like the laughter of a cultist pranking a stubborn Eris follower (teehee~). Each bite sang praises in my mouth: “Axis! Axis! AXIS!!” Would I recommend this pizza? Of course! Id even offer it as tribute at the next festival in Aquas honor. Try it yourself and bask in the savory enlightenment. And remember: if it tastes weird, just pour holy water on it. Or beer. Aqua would approve either way. Rating: 5 out of 5 Axis Blessings!(Any lower would be heresy.)