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5 Divine disc of
+ deliciousness!
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+ Blessings of Aqua-sama upon you, fellow foodies! As a proud and very sane member of the Axis
+ Cult, I recently partook in a holy culinary experience that rivaled even the sacred waters
+ of the Blue Lake: a homemade pepperoni and mushroom pizza!
+ The moment I laid eyes on that glorious golden crust, I knew—Aqua-sama herself must have
+ guided my ovens temperature dial! The cheese was melted with such heavenly grace,
+ stretching with every bite like the ribbons of our goddesss divine garments. The pepperoni?
+ Spicy circles of salvation! And the mushrooms—earthy little blessings sent straight from the
+ soil Aqua purifies daily!
+ The crust had the perfect balance of crispy edge and fluffy soul. It crackled like the
+ laughter of a cultist pranking a stubborn Eris follower (teehee~). Each bite sang praises in
+ my mouth: “Axis! Axis! AXIS!!”
+ Would I recommend this pizza? Of course! Id even offer it as tribute at the next festival
+ in Aquas honor. Try it yourself and bask in the savory enlightenment. And remember: if it
+ tastes weird, just pour holy water on it. Or beer. Aqua would approve either way.
+ Rating: 5 out of 5 Axis Blessings!(Any lower would be heresy.)
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